I collected the funny memories of our team. Some of it, I got from my team mates and other teams too. I was supposed to send this on my last day in Suth, but since things did not go the way I planned and expected, I thought it's better to share this now. If you happen to remember some more, just add 'em, guys!
To INV5 peeps, thank you for all the fun, fun, fun memories! Remember, we'll all bloom wherever we are being planted!
I suggest, you read with feelings. Enjoy!
Sa basement...
Justin: Bosthe Ghe, Bosthe Ghe...
Ghe: Bhateth?
Justin: Lholz!:p
Sa bay ng Suspension Appeals sa basement pumunta si Dyamante (Officer ng mga Security Guard), palapit kay Maron may dalang NTE.
Dyamante: Bawal yan (tinuturo ang earphones na nakalapag sa desk)
Maron: (Tiningnan ng masama si Dyamante) Bakit?
Dyamante: Eh speaker yan eh, dapat ilagay mo lang sa tenga mo.
Maron: Ikaw kaya, ilagay mo sa tenga mo yung earphone, 24 hours, tingnan natin kunug hindi sumakit ang tenga mo.
Dyamante: E, bawal kasi talaga yan, maiistorbo yung mga nasa tabi mo, speaker kasi.
Maron: (tinuturo ang earphones ng ipod) Speaker?!? Can you define this? Can you define this?!!!!!!! (galit na galit, namumula)
Lumapapit si Dyamante kay Tina Jael para papirmahin ang NTE.
Dyamente: Mam, paki-pirmahan po.
Tina Jael: Whose your Supervisor?
Hindi makasagot si Dyamante sa question.
Tina Jael: Pakitawagan muna yung Supervisor mo.
Kino-contact sa radyo, hindi naman makontact.
Tina Jael: E, wala naman pala eh.
Maron: Ano ba yan, ha-highbloodin ako dito!!!!
Mommy E, Rache and Justin... nag-uusap habang sumasagot ng email
Justin: Ang gusto ko talaga mag-voice.
Mommy E: E, bat di ka nag-voice?
Justin: e dito ako napasok sa eBay eh.
Rache: E di i-voice out mo yung mga ginagawa mong na responses... sabihin mo, Thank you for writing to eBay. I understand that you suspect Shill Bidding.
Justin: Weeeh, Lolz!
Nag-roroaming si Dyamante (mahilig magbigay ng NTE) sa floor
Vic: Jan Paul, tatay mo
Jan Paul: Ha? (lumingon, nakita si Dyamante)
Rache: Oo nga, Tatay mo Jan Paul!
Sa 26th Floor, bay malapit sa mga QA...
Pat: Boss Ge, naholdap ako kanina.
Ghe: Ows?
Pat: Oo, sa unahan kasi ako ng jeep, tinutukan ako ng balisong. Kinukuha yung cellphone ko.binigay ko yung 3310 na basag yung housing, binalik ba naman sa kin tapos, bumaba na lang ng jeep, iiling-iling.
Ghe: O talaga tinutukan ka ng balisong? buti hindi kawayan.
Pat: P***** *** mo, wag moko kausapin! (galit na galit)
Pat- nahihirapan a email na sinsagutan...
Pat: Jhampong, ano gagawin ko dito sa email ko.
Jan Paul: (no response, nag-eearth)
Pat: Jhampong!!!
Jan Paul: (wala pa ring response, ngingiti-ngitii habang nag-eearth)
Pat: Vic, pano na nga ba 'to?
Vic: (sinagot naman ang tanong sabay sabing). Bakit di mo kay Jampong itanong, ang lapit mo sa kanya?
Pat: Eeeeee, P***** *** earth ng earth!!!
Jan Paul: (wala pa ring pakialam)
Mommy E, Rache, Raph and Vic nasa floor.
Rache: Oh, 1 minute to 6, wala pa si Chloe.
Vic: Oo nga noh, late nanaman yon.
After 2 mins.
Mommy E, Rache, Raph and Vic biglang napatingin sa pagdating ni Chloe, rumaragasa.
Chloe: Vic, pa-iroz, bilis, bilis.
Vic: O ayan.
Nag-iroz si Chloe, pagkatapos non....
Vic: Late ka ng 1 minute
Chloe:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! (sabay palo sa desk) SSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! (sabay luhod sa floor)
Pagkatapos ng eksena, nahuling nakanganga si Vic, Rache and Raph...
Chloe: Pinangako ko sa sarili kong hindi na ako malalate eh, FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Mommy E: (on the side) Why cry over spilled milk?
INV5 morning shifters- Vic, MommyE, Raph, Jan Paul, Rache, Pat, Gerald. Nagkukwentuhan.
Ghe: Bakit kaya ang daming nagkakagusto saking babae? Gwapo ko talaga. Kamukha ko si Aga Mulach.
Mommy E: Hmmm, feeling mo naman ang gwapo mo.
Ghe: Huuuu, kunwari ka pa, di ba may gusto ka nga sa'kin.
Mommy: (malutong na mura) P***** *** mo!
Allen: Carla, ilan na completed mo?
Carla: (tumingin kay Allen pero di pa sumasagot sa tanong)
Allen: Dami naman!!!!
Carla: Teka, teka, magsasalita pa nga lang ako eh.
INV5 nagttraining ng Defamation
Ge: Jhampong, ishare mo ang mga madalas na concern sa defamation.
Jamphong: Mostly ano eh in....aprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriate language and rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreferrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrence to investigation.
Lhen, Vic, Ge: Ano?
Jhampong: in....aprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriate language and rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreferrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrence to investigation.
Lhen, Vic, Ge: Ano ulit para ka nanamang bumbay eh.
Jhampong: (mabagal na version) in....aprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriate language and rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreferrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrence to investigation nga.
Lhen, Vic, Ge: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, inappropriate language and reference to investigation!!!!
Lunch sa KFC (Gerald, Mommy E, Rache, Grace, Apollo, Donna and etc.,) Habang Kumakain... (Grace nakatingin kay Apollo habang sumusubo ng chicken with gravy)
Grace: Ang sarap mo pala kumain, Apollo (with feelings)
Gerald: Bastos mo, Grace!
Rule sa QA (You always have to include in the greetings the first name of the person writing in .
Rache: Vic, question, pwede ko ba i-edit yung name nung member kapag obvious na wrong spelling?
Vic: Ha, hindi, cyempre you have to respect what's in the CSI.
Rache: e pano, kung obvious na obvious?
Vic: Bakit, ano bang pangalan? Patingin nga.
Rache: Eto oh, tingnan mo.
(Tiningnan ni Vic, nakalagay: JACQULINE)
Vic: hahaha
Allen: hehehe JACQULINE, ang bastos naman nyan! sundin mo sa CSI.
Rache: Kung lagyan ko ng E?
Vic: Ikaw, bala ka, QA mo naman yan. hihihi
Sa Log Jam ng EK magkakasama sina VIc, Lhen and Jays.
Jays: Ano ba yan, walang thrill hindi naman nakakatakot.
Lhen: Oo nga, walang kwenta.
Vic: Baka mabasa lang tayo dito.
Jays: Walang kwenta naman 'to.
(Paakyat na ang log)
Jays: Lhen.... Lhen... Lhennnnn... Aaaaayyyy (sabay tili ala Regine Velasquez). Ayoko na, Baba na tayo!!!!! (sabay nakuhanan ng picture, labas ngala-ngala, kita kaluluwa.)
Vic: Akala ko ba hindi nakakatakot, walang kwenta?
Donna, Apollo and Sheryl naiwan sa isang shift walang tenured.
Apollo: Donna, ikaw na gumawa ng tracker.
Donna nagttrack, hindi pa mashadong familiar kunin ang volume, tinitingnan ni Sheryl (marunong magtrack)
Sheryl Gonzales: Donnaaaaaa, hindi ganyan, dapat, iclick mo, to, tapos dito.
Donna: (namumula ang mukha, naka-close fist) E di ikaw gumawa kung gusto mo!
Apollo nag-astang referee.
Sheryl Gonzales: Kung di lang buntis 'to, sinapak ko na 'to eh!
Vic, Allen, JV nag-uusap tungkol sa Off.
Allen: JV, ano off mo?
JV: Thur-Fri. Ikaw?
Allen: Fri-Sat, si Boss Vic kaya? Boss Vic, ano off mo?
Vic: Mon-Tue.
Allen: Ay, ang bastos ni Boss Vic oh, Mon-Tue
JV: Mon-Tue ka pala eh!!!
Vic: Stop messing with me!!!
Chan: Ate Rache, halika nga dito, tingnan mo 'to.
Rache: Ang haba naman nyan, Chan!
(Email ng member ang pinatingin)
Usapang Outlook...
Vic: Hoy mga hitad anu gagawin nyo sa mga sweldo nyo ngayon?
Apollo: Hay naku, ako baka ipambili ko ulit ng mga lalaki.
Raph: Ay naku bongga ka ha!May alam ako na mura, dun sa construction site sa may da fort. maraming mga construction workers dun.
Apollo: Ay ayoko nga ng ganun sawa na me. Si kafatid na Rapha eh napansin ko nung isang beses na puro semento ang gilagid. hhhmmmm, I wonder!
Lhen: Jhampong, patulong naman, ang hirap ng email eh. di ko maintindihan.
Jan Paul: Wait lang, punta na ako jan.
Lhen: Pakibilis
(Pinakita yung email nung member, ito ang nakasaad)
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Lhen: Paki-translate naman.
Jan Paul: abbbrrrr.... abbbrr......
Apollo nagtetext... "Ok. Love You."
Papasok na ng Floor Area.
Guard: Sir ano po yan?
Apollo: Cellphone.
Guard: OO nga po, ba't kayo may dalang cellphone?
Apollo: Ay kuya, sorry, nakalimutan ko lang, di ko sinasadya.
Guard: naku, sir...
After 3 hours:
Kris: Ba't may NTE ka, Apollo?
Apollo: Ano, kasi, hindi naman talaga....
Carla and Lhen, busy-busyhan
Allen: Ano ba yan, ang baho, umutot si Lhen. Umutot si Carla.
Carla and Lhen- nagtakip ng ilong.
Allen: (Tawa ng tawa, papalayo yung upuan)
Carla: Ikaw siguro yun!
Lhen: Ikaw yun Allen!
Allen: Ako nga yon, nakiki-amoy na nga lang kayo eh.
Allen: Ilan na completed mo ate rache.
Rache: 30
Allen: Dami ng completed, mamaw, mamaw, mamamaw ka pala eh (sabay nahulog at nadaganan ng upuan)
Rache: O, naskatan ka?
Allen: Hindi, hindi (pero namumula ang noo)
Rache: Vic, kamusta naman ang tuhod mo?
Vic: Eto, ang ayoko lang talaga marinig yung salitang "opera".
Rache: Ahh... ganon ba?.......... opera, opera, opera, opera.
Vic: Walang' ya ka, sabing ayoko nga marinig yung salitang yun eh.
Paidbreak... 2 days makalipas ang break-up ni Allen at ng girlfriend nya.
Rache: Allen nag-break ka na?
Allen: Oo.
Rache: Nag-break na kau?
Allen: (hindi nakasagot, natulala)
Jinky nagpunta sa stations ng INV5
Binasa ni Rache yung statement sa shirt nya.
Rache: you create time for ..... (malakas na pagkakasabi sa tahimik na floor) DI BA SUOT MO YAN KAHAPON?
Sa sobrang hiya, nanliit si Jinky. Na time space warp lang pala si Rache
Isa: (kumakanta with action, habang sineseduce si Allen) Boom Boom, Shake Shake....
Allen: Ay, Isa, ang laki oh. Bakat. Nakatali pa yata.
Isa: (hiyang-hinya) hindi noh.
Allen: OO. Boom Boom, Shake Shake, BAKAT!
Allen: bakla ka JE noh? Bakla ka.
JE: Hindi noh.
Allen: Bakla, bakla, bakla!
JE: E ikaw, lalaki, lalaki, lalaki.
Allen: Weh, hindi naman ako naasar!!! Hindi naman kasi totoo!!!
Isa: Allen, what's your fevrite fruit?
Rache: Fevrite?
Yang and Allen- nagtawanan sa "fevrite"
Isa: Ate Rache, can you pronunce the WORLD... three.....?
Yang: Allen, libre mokong tart.
Allen: Sandali lang ah (naka-amba ang kamay sa ngipin)
Yang: Yuck!
Jinky: Rache, mag-gy-gym ako sa taas. Open na.
Rache: Talaga.
Jinky: Oo.
Rache: Ah... basta pag nag gym ka, wag ka lang hihinto, kasi pag hininto mo, DO-DOBLE KA!!!
Jinky: Thank you, ha?!
Lolz!
-RACHE-
"When God leads you to the edge of the cliff, trust Him fully and let go, only one of two things will happen, either He'll catch you when you fall or He'll teach you how to fly"
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